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Humor: When Sex Goes Wrong!

Hal Maroon — Sun, 21 Feb 2010 15:02:50 +0000

I know, I know, it’s totally disgusting, but between the visual and the music, it cracked me up. Warning: If you’ve got a weak stomach, pass on this one! [flv]http://halmaroon.com/hhsblog/WhenSexGoesWrong.flv[/flv] Related posts:I Stuck It In The Wrong Hole! Humor: Sex Offender Shuffle! Humor: This is disgusting! Humor: Revenge Is A Bitch! Humor: Who’s Your Daddy? Related posts:

Humor: Who’s Your Daddy?

Hal Maroon — Fri, 25 Dec 2009 11:54:44 +0000

Just a little chuckle for Christmas Day. Hope everyone has a great holiday! [flv]http://halmaroon.com/hhsblog/Concert.flv[/flv] Related posts:Humor: Sex Offender Shuffle! Humor: This is disgusting! Humor: In Praise of Methamphetamine Humor: Revenge Is A Bitch! Humor: When Sex Goes Wrong! Related posts:

Humor: Revenge Is A Bitch!

Hal Maroon — Sun, 20 Dec 2009 16:17:03 +0000

What can I say? Lance Romance is in for a surprise! [flv]http://halmaroon.com/hhsblog/girlinabar.flv[/flv] Related posts:I Stuck It In The Wrong Hole! Humor: Sex Offender Shuffle! Humor: This is disgusting! Humor: Who’s Your Daddy? Humor: When Sex Goes Wrong! Related posts:

Humor: In Praise of Methamphetamine

Hal Maroon — Wed, 16 Dec 2009 14:11:49 +0000

Just a quick post with a little chuckle. If you lived in my little town, you’d know this is soooooo true!

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Humor: This is disgusting!

Hal Maroon — Mon, 07 Dec 2009 22:39:05 +0000

This is disgusting! No, really. I mean it. This clip literally turned my stomach when I watched it. So consider yourself warned.

The thing is, I’ve told about 20 people about it. They all found it equally disgusting, but they all just had to watch it. It’s like if someone says, “Don’t look in that room. There’s a decapitated body in there.” Are you gonna look? You know you shouldn’t. You know you’re gonna regret it.Â But your curiosity gets the better of you and you look. And then puke.

So with that fair warning given, I present the cum omelet.Gross!

[flv]http://halmaroon.com/hhsblog/CumOmlette.flv[/flv]

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Humor: Sex Offender Shuffle!

Hal Maroon — Sat, 05 Dec 2009 20:55:19 +0000

Here’s a little something from the crazy people over at Funny or Die. What can I say? Sure it’s sick, but it made my twisted ass laugh!

[flv]http://halmaroon.com/hhsblog/SexOffenderShuffle.flv[/flv]

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T-Shirt Hell!

Hal Maroon — Thu, 03 Dec 2009 20:24:55 +0000

The first thing I want to point out, in the interest of full disclosure, is that, yes, I do get paid if you buy a t-shirt from the folks at T-Shirt Hell. I think it’s about 40Â¢ a shirt, so I’m not exactly out yacht shopping just yet. But I think you’re really gonna like these!

Truth is, I discovered this company about 5Â years ago when they put out this outrageous shirt that said something like, “I Swear I Didn’t Know She Was 7.” I thought, are you shitting me? These people have got some kind of balls!

While I think that shirt is long gone, they have got hundreds of designs that you’re just not going to find at your local Wal-Mart or Target. I’m gonna share a few of them below, but feel free to take a look at their site. This might just be the perfect gift for the twisted perverts in your life!

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Dead Girls Gone Wild

Hal Maroon — Wed, 02 Dec 2009 15:17:54 +0000

Man, why didn’t I come up with this concept when the amateur adult DVD business was going into the shitter?

[dailymotion]http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3ccju_dead-girls-gone-wild[/dailymotion]

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I Stuck It In The Wrong Hole!

Hal Maroon — Wed, 02 Dec 2009 13:58:08 +0000

This is some funny shit! I originally found this video about a month ago at Funny or Die and I’ve emailed it to everyone I know. I watched it again this morning in preparation for this post and I still laughed my ass off. Check this out:

[flv]http://halmaroon.com/hhsblog/WrongHole.flv[/flv]

If your sense of humor is sick as mine, be sure to forward this post to everyone you know!

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